Alright folks, let's talk about something that, on the surface, seems a million miles away from the bleeding edge of tech, but trust me, it's closer than you think. Dabo Swinney, the head coach of Cle...
Title: Bitcoin Miners Go Brrr... Straight to the AI Bank?
So, the Bitcoin miners are "pivoting" to AI now? Give me a break. It's like watching a bunch of gold prospectors suddenly decide they're all e...
The Curious Case of the Missing Metrics
It's easy to get swept up in the hype surrounding any new tech venture, but as a former data analyst, I've learned to take a step back and look at the numbers—o...
Generated Title: Wisconsin's Crypto Gamble: Genius Move or Dumb Luck? The Data Speaks.
Decoding Wisconsin's Crypto Play
The Wisconsin Investment Board's (SWIB) foray into Bitcoin ETFs back in 2024-202...
Crypto's Murky Waters: Pardons, Bots, and the Trump Card
Trump says he doesn't know Changpeng Zhao (CZ), the Binance founder he just pardoned. Okay. But let's look at the emerging pattern: crypto, Tru...
So, the Fed cut rates again. Big deal. Another quarter point to appease the market gods. But let's be real, is this about the economy, or is Powell just trying to keep his job?
The Fed's Tightrope Wal...
So, let's get this straight. The Dow closes down, but the Nasdaq and S&P 500 are up. Bank of America and Morgan Stanley are apparently printing money, with reports like Dow Jones Futures Rise; AI Chip...
The press release landed on Wednesday with the quiet, deliberate thud of a deal so large it bends gravity. A consortium, led by some of the heaviest names in global finance and technology, has agreed ...
So, everyone with a Robinhood account is suddenly a geopolitical genius because a uranium stock popped. Give me a break.
The ticker is UUUU, Energy Fuels Inc., and it shot up over 23% in a week (Energ...
So let’s get this straight. One day, the market is screaming bloody murder because of some tariff tweet, and the Nasdaq-100 ETF (QQQ) tanks 3.5%. The screens glow red, your stomach drops, and you thin...